Primary Gods
While the Shadestorm erased the people of Fuckburg's collective personal memories, many cultural practices, such as worship of the world's main pantheon of gods, survived.
- Sebulba: The prime deity of Fuckburg, the god of deception and unsportsmanlike conduct. He ascended to the head of the pantheon when he overthrew Touchdown Tom, the football god, and cast his divine corpse to the material plane in the Second God War. His domain is Trickery.
- Taylor Swift: The dark bride of Sebulba. Her domain is Arcana.
- Jesus Christ: Jesus Christ is the central figure of Christianity, the world's largest religion. Most Christians believe Jesus to be the incarnation of God the Son and the awaited Jewish messiah, the Christ that is prophesied in the Hebrew Bible. His domain is Life.
- Shadow Jesus: The dark mirror of Jesus Christ. His domain is Death.
- The White Sultan: Not sure about this guy. His domain might be Order.
- Peyton Harrison: Have you ever seen a white boy with the wings of an eagle..?
- Touchdown Tom: The previous prime deity of Fuckburg, Touchdown Tom played football so good he was granted godhood upon his death on the gridiron. He became the god of justice and honorable combat before his defeat at the hands of Sebulba during the Second God War. His domain was War.